Thursday, September 17, 2009

No Mayonnaise on American Hot Dogs

OK. This story is a classic. Yago and I convinced Luiz that there is a Federal Law against putting mayonnaise on American Hot Dogs. All the way home from the soccer match we talked about the UnAmerican move of putting anything but mustard, ketchup, onions, and relish on hot dogs. Luiz believed us because Yago was so convincing about the "law" in the Exchange Student Handbook. When Luiz asked for the mayonnaise, I said, "If it has an American flag on it, you can not use it on American hot dogs." Thus the picture and this lame, long-winded story!

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